New Study Determines Horniest Time of Day, Probably Quicker to Find Our Non-Horny Moments About Now While it doesn’t seem like we’ll agree on this any time soon, maybe if you make a concession to actually…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 05-28-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Drinking Any Amount of Alcohol Causes Brain Damage, Study Finds the Damage Is Already Done (So Drink Up and Enjoy What’s Left, Dummy) Talk about a buzzkill. A new study from the University of Oxford has declared that there is no “safe” level…
Mike Lindell Thrown Out of Republican Governors Gathering, Luckily MyPillow Has Moisture-Absorbing Foam For All Those Tears Mike Lindell just can’t catch a break – not that he deserves one.
Meanwhile in Russia: Circus Trainer Attacked by His Lions, Gives People a Real Show (Video) Trainer Maxim Orlov received wounds on his arms and legs when one of the lions he trains attacked him twice…
Funniest Tweets Blaming Joe Biden For Chick-Fil-A Sauce Shortage as Rumors Swirl He’s a Carl’s Jr. Guy After announcing a limit on how many sauce packets customers could have with their order, the fast-food franchise is front…
Bitcoin Pop-Up Pizza Brand Strangely Doesn’t Accept Bitcoin, Correctly Values Pizza Over Pretend Money Is pizza the most valuable currency ever conceived?
Meanwhile in Prison: TikToker Sneaks in For First Date With Man She Just Met Online (Wait, They Have TikTok in Prison?) A TikToker thought things were going well with a man she met online only to be abruptly ghosted by him.…
Meanwhile in Florida: High School Photoshops More Clothing Onto Female Students’ Yearbook Cleavage, That Doesn’t Sound Like Florida Given how hot – and trashy – Florida is, you’d think the Sunshine State would be down with skimpy tops…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 05-27-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…