Darth Vader Robs North Carolina Bank

Armed with a bolt-action long rifle and Darth Vader mask, an amatuer Sith Lord wannabe forced his way to the counter at a North Carolina bank and demanded cash. Knowing that one should not argue with Anakin Skywalker, the teller immediately handed over thousands of dollars.

No one was hurt, and Mr. Vader left the scene in a silver, four-door Chevrolet Suburban. Watch ABC’s coverage, or just smile and laugh to yourself. Some criminals in this world just don’t deserve to be taken seriously, even if they do have a weapon. Hopefully they catch this guy and take away his Darth Vader mask. He doesn’t deserve it, what with this petty crime and all.

Hat tip to Cinema Blend for the rather interesting, albeit unfortunate, news.



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