Drunk Florida Woman Crashes Car, Urinates Roadside While Her Kid Plays In Traffic

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Strong “Mother of the Year” candidate.

According to the Daily Mail, a 28-year-old Florida woman is in deep shit after she reportedly crashed into several cars along Interstate 4 outside of Tampa Tuesday afternoon, but it’s what happened next that really cements Brianna Dee Knox’s in the “Florida Woman Hall of Fame.”

Police said that shortly after Knox crashed her red 2001 Honda into four vehicles along the interstate, the crap heap of a car broke down under an overpass, and that’s when shit really got weird, as Knox got out of her vehicle and started acting “erratically and disturbed.”

Photo: Florida Highway Patrol

And by “erratically and disturbed,” we mean that she let her two-year-old son wander through interstate traffic while she dropped her drawers and took a piss along the side of the road. Charming.

Police arrived on the scene a short while later, but Knox wasn’t done adding to the list of charges that were about to be levied against her, as she allegedly “kicked one of the troopers in the chest while being handcuffed.” In the end, Knox was booked on a plethora of charges that included DUI, child neglect, leaving the scene of a crash and battery on a law enforcement officer.

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