Rule #1 Of Being A Burglar: Don’t Get Stuck In Window
Photo: KatarzynaBialasiewicz (Getty)
I’m not ever going to decide to go down that “I’m a burglar now” route, but if for whatever reason that is the route I find myself on one day I’d like to believe that I would be a better burglar than the idiot in this story.
This burglar decided to break into a house recently in England while wearing no shoes and just some jeans and black socks. And that’s all fine and dandy if you get the job done, but this dude didn’t — instead he got stuck trying to get into the house through a window. Oh, and he ended up crying out for help after being stuck for five hours.
Take a look at the dope below.
— ResponseWMP1 (@ResponseWMP1) November 2, 2017
What a photo.
To add insult to injury, this dude was quickly taken into police custody after being freed from the window. And according to Pc Willocks, the “jaws of life” had to be used to free this guy.
Window of opportunity…….? NOPE! One in custody…..? YESSSSSS! Arrests come all in manner of circumstances – keep locking burglars up!
— Sally Bourner (@SalBWMP) November 2, 2017
And that’s probably the end of his burglar career.