Naked British Duo In Thailand Busted Humping In The Ocean

Screenshot: via Metro

Weird. We were under the impression that anything goes in Thailand, but as one horny British couple recently found out, that’s apparently not the case.

According to Metro, two British lovers in Thailand were charged with public indecency and fined roughly 30 bucks after police responded to reports of them getting buck naked and fornicating in the ocean in the early morning hours of July 23.

Police received a call around 2:30 a.m. about a large crowd that had gathered on the beach to watch the two horndogs go at in the water, but the party was over once police arrived on the scene.

“They were both naked in the sea playing together and were guilty of breaking Thailand’s law on indecent conduct in public, obscenity and drunken behavior,” Deputy Inspector of Investigations Sombat Kaewmuang said. “Police checked and both the man and woman were intoxicated. They walked naked out of the sea and staff made them wear clothes. Reports were that they were having sex but they both denied this and it is not possible to prove it.”

Photo: Viral Press

Photo: Viral Press

The couple has since apologized but were no doubt thrilled that they were each only fined what comes out to about the same cost for two low-end Thai hookers.

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