Naked Michigan Man Arrested After Chasing Seagulls On The Beach

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Every now and then at Comic Con you walk past a human being taking a shit on the sidewalk, and you find yourself praying to Christ that he doesn’t have kids.

Well, the same thinking applies to this dude.

According to WJBK, a 22-year-old Ann Arbor man was arrested Sunday afternoon after he allegedly got buck naked and started chasing seagulls on a popular stretch of beach along Little Traverse Bay.

Here’s something perspective employers likely don’t want to see from their job candidates:

“State police say troopers responded Sunday afternoon to the beach at Petoskey State Park after witnesses reported seeing the 22-year-old Ann Arbor man chasing birds. They told police he also ran to a paved parking lot and jumped into it as if he were diving into water. Police say the man may have consumed LSD earlier in the day.”

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May have consumed LSD earlier in the day? Duh, you think?

The dude was definitely injured after diving into a pool of water that turned out to be asphalt instead, but the extent of those injuries was unknown. What is known is that he was treated at a nearby hospital and then jailed on charges of disorderly conduct, resisting police and indecent exposure.

This guy sucks at the thievery game: Burglar Gets Hammered On Homeowner’s Whiskey, Passes Out Naked In His Bed