Meet The Loudest Humpers In New York City

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If you’re grossed out by the thought of older people having sex, well, prepare to have your lunch ruined.

According to the New York Post, a 49-year-old mother of four has been identified as the loudest love-maker in the Big Apple thanks to the fact that she and her humping partner have been the result of the most 311-complaint calls in the city.

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Just who is Olga Valerio’s humping partner? You guessed it: Her building’s 26-year-old handyman Byron Perez.

“It’s natural, it’s normal,” Valerio said. “I never thought that this would happen, but it happened. I didn’t know that we were doing it too loud!”

In a strange twist, many people who lived near the building at 7201 Ridge Road thought the female half of the loud plowers was Valerio’s 31-year-old daughter Dahiana, who told the Post that she “started getting catcalled on the street,” with some guys going as far as knocking on her mom’s door, asking for her and then offering up as much as $40,000 for a night in the sack with her.

Here’s Dahiana:

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“Am I loud? I wouldn’t know, but I am a very passionate woman, passionate about sex,” she said.

It sounds like nobody in the Valerio in the family is having a problem in the bedroom these days, but the best news for Dahiana just might be the fact that she has never heard her mother getting wrecked by the handyman.

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“I haven’t heard her, thank God.”

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