Teens Are Now Snorting ‘Crazy Chocolate’ At Clubs And No One Knows If It’s Dangerous

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Ever wanted to know what it feels like to be high on ecstasy but, I don’t know, still avoid the risk of losing your mind, or your job? No worry, no fear! Coco Loco is here!

The “crazy chocolate” is a new, teen trend that is allegedly sweeping across the country. And you’re going to love this — it’s a snort-able powder, that’s legal!

The creator says it’s chocolate mixed with “other things” that creates a “crazy effect.” The report below says it can “create an elevated mood and a state of euphoria similar to the feeling of ecstasy.”

Um. Yeah.

You’re basically snorting a chocolate energy drink.

And who says millennials aren’t dumb?

Just imagine if Doc and Marty flew two more years into the future and heard “chocolate snorting craze.” We would have a different movie, folks.


So hey, snorting this crazy chocolate is legal. But is it safe? No one knows! People seem to still be on board.

You can argue it’s all natural. But so is cocaine and marijuana … and alcohol.

If you’re a gamblin’ man, I’d say go for the snort-able coco loco. Me? I’m sticking with good ol’ fashioned cherry coke.

But there’s still this: Over 16 Million American Adults Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows

Josh Helmuth is the editor of Crave Sports and a contributor to Mandatory.