Florida Homeless Woman Busted Having Sex With Two Teens At A War Memorial

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Yep, Florida is back at it again.

If you need more reasons that Florida is garbage, let us remind you of the Florida teacher that was fired for sending nude photos to students. Let us also remind you of the Florida couple that was caught having sex in public. And if that isn’t enough proof of the type of state Florida is, maybe this next story will prove it to you.

A 28-year-old homeless woman from Ocala named Maria Lynn Baker was arrested for allegedly having sex with two underage boys in a public restroom at, get this, a war memorial. That is definitely not a way to pay your respects.

Baker was taken into custody and charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious battery after it was discovered that she had hooked up with a 12-year-old boy and a 14-year-old boy. Barf. And there is even video evidence of at least one of the encounters.

According to police, apparently this all went down when Baker called police to report the two boys because they planned to snitch her out for some unspecified crime. When police went to the war memorial they found Baker and another woman arguing.

That woman then went on to tell police that Baker was having sex with underage boys in the restroom and offered them video showing one of the encounters. Judging by the mugshot and her snarky grin, Baker clearly is just a garbage can on legs.

And Baker, who obviously is not an outstanding citizen, has been in and out of prison since 2006.

h/t COED

And then you have this fool: There’s A Guy In The Czech Republic Running Around Having Sex With Cars

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