College Dude Breaks Into Car To Steal Kit-Kat, Leaves A Hilarious Note For Car’s Owner

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College is one strange, strange place. And if you aren’t driving around drunk (we really hope you aren’t) and taking selfies that lead to smashing a police cruiser, or if you aren’t dodging death by leaping out of the way of a falling glass ceiling, you’re probably doing what the guy in this story did: Stealing chocolate out of cars that aren’t yours.

Now I understand breaking into a car if you spot a delicious piece of cheesecake just sitting there for some reason, but breaking into a car for a piece of that Kit-Kat bar? That I don’t get, but it looks like one college student was so in the mood for one that he committed a crime.

Take a look at the note Hunter Jobbins found when he returned to his car:

The note reads: Saw Kit-Kat in your cup holder. I love Kit-Kats so I checked yoru door and it was unlocked. Did not take anything other than the Kit-Kat. I am sorry and hungry.

And this seemed to have been a student from Kansas City University, so now we know the type of rad students that they have on that campus.

And now you might as well listen to this catchy tune:

h/t FHM

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