So A Woman Is Auctioning Off Her Virginity In Order To Pay For Her Family’s House Repairs

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Well, family is everything, I guess.

Now, let me first start off by saying that at least this girl’s intentions are better than the Russian girl who decided to auction off her virginity in order to pay off medical school. They are also better than that crazy virgin bride who beat up her husband after being scared of his “large and scary” penis. So now, here’s why she wants to give up her goods for cold hard cash.


So 20-year-old Katherine Stone obviously loves her family. How much does she love them? Well, she’s willing to give up her innocence. Why? Well, in 2014, Stone’s family home in Seattle, Washington, was destroyed by a fire. And since they didn’t have home insurance or money, the family had to continue living inside the scorched house. Well, thanks to Katherine that may not be the case any longer.

And all it took was an ad on Facebook to spark the idea: “I found out all about the brothels and the money,” Stone said. “It made me think, ‘Wow, it’s a chance at fixing all that I need to fix.’”

Photo: Twitter/Katherine Stone

Photo: Twitter/Katherine Stone

Next step? Move to a place where all this legal: Nevada. And Dennis Hof (from Bunny Ranch and those late night HBO sex shows you saw as a kid) stepped in. He’s even going to waive off his usual 50% cut.

Here is what this dude had to say:

“Katherine has the one thing that every man in the world wants—and that’s her virginity, and it’s that priceless female commodity that this brave and selfless girl is putting up on the auction block to rescue her family from ruin and destitution. Whether she wins the ‘America’s Next Top Bunny Ranch Virgin!’ contest or not, this girl is a hero!” “When it comes to hymen auctions, I think it’s only right to let the girl keep 100% of the cash—call me old-fashioned, but that’s just me.”

“I have done small simple parties. Massage parties, stuff that has been very PG-13. My first experience I had here was the scariest one. It was all really new,” Katherine recalls.

 “It is her choice. I don’t think it is a good idea for a girl to drink six tequilas and lose her virginity on the bathroom floor in a frat house … If she wants to (sell) it, I think that’s great,” Hof said.

Translation: And hey, if she does it at my ranch it is more promotion for me.

Highest bid so far for Stone’s goods? $400,000.

And by the way, once the deed is done, Katherine won’t be leaving the ranch.

“I anticipate to continue working at the ranch for the next five years.



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