This Guy Refused To Let A Restaurant Brawl Stop Him From Stuffing His Face With Pizza

Back in April, Morgantown, West Virginia, was the setting of a pizza parlor brawl for the ages. As Twitter user Autumn Collins pointed out in her tweet below, there were roughly 20 people involved in the scuffle. And yet, we have this guy.


I’d say, “That has to be some quality pizza,” but the dude is also sitting on the floor as he is eating it, so perhaps his standards of excellence aren’t exactly up to snuff.

(h/t Someecards)

He should give this place a try: Can You Count How Many Rats Escape Into The Ceiling At This Restaurant When The Lights Get Turned On?