Woman Too Busy Using Sex Toy In Traffic Crashes Into Van

The majority of people get furious when they find themselves in traffic, but one woman was apparently turned on by stalled cars as she proceeded to pleasure herself, causing an accident.

Lifestyle, Woman Causes Accident While Pleasuring Herself

The 30-something year old woman was hanging in traffic in Gloucestershire, England, when out of nowhere her Mini Cooper accelerated forward and crashed into the back of a van, a stationary fish van.

After exchanging information, the driver’s boss checked the footage of the van’s rear camera only to discover the reason for the accident: the woman was in the middle of using a “Rampant Rabbit” sex toy and stuff got a little too hot. Something about that English traffic.

The driver of the van was on his first work shift ever, and he feared he was going to get the axe. Then the video was seen. And seen again. And then seen a few more times just to make sure it was a woman pleasuring herself, probably.

“The bosses told him it wasn’t his fault and then said ‘Have you seen this?’. He was like ‘what the f**k’. They all had a good laugh,” a source says.

Ha, wankers.

The matter is now in the hands of the insurers. Because her hands are busy.

Via Mirror