Arkansas Woman Stabs Boyfriend Over Grilled Cheese Sandwich

And there wasn’t even bacon on it.

According to KAIT 8, a Jonesboro man trying to cook himself a grilled cheese sandwich early Tuesday morning was instead admitted to a local hospital after his pregnant girlfriend stabbed him.

Police said Shavonne Walker became angry with her boyfriend for an unknown reason and violently removed his sandwich from the pan while yelling, “Bitch, you ain’t eating anything tonight.” She grabbed a knife and tried to stab him, but he was nimble enough to escape any harm.

Well, temporarily that is, because Walker then grabbed scissors, yelled, “Bitch, you gone die tonight,” and stabbed him so deep that it hit one of the bones near his waist. She was arrested and charged with domestic battery.

The man is expected to make a full recovery, but it sounds like the same can’t be said for what should have been a tasty midnight snack.

It looks like if you’re not stabbing someone over a grilled cheese sandwich, you’re having sex with them: Survey Says People Who Eat Grilled Cheese Have More Sex

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