Randy Couple Caught Having Sex by Dumpster on St. Patrick’s Day

The photo below is everything that is wrong (or maybe right) with St. Patrick’s Day. That, of course, depends on your views of having dumpster sex behind a Dunkin’ Donuts.

According to the Huffington Post, things got a little too horny for two college-aged patrons of the St. Patrick’s Day festivities in Newark, Delaware over the weekend. The two apparently had such a hard time keeping it in their pants, that they decided the best course of action would be to display their love for each other in the rear parking lot of the Galleria Building, which so happens to be on the city’s Main Street.

st. patrick's day couple having sex, sex by dumpster

Needless to say, several spectators were able to capture the event in all its filthy glory on their cell phones, with several posting pictures to social media within minutes of it taking place. Oh yeah, there was a NSFW video taken, as well. Have a look:

Perhaps just as funny as the incident itself, it seems no one officially reported the act of public lewdness to the authorities while it was in progress. Instead, they had to find out via social media just like the rest of us. The suspects are still at large, and have been described as a college-aged white male with brown hair wearing a green, button-down shirt and khaki pants, and a college-aged white female with blonde hair in a leprechaun-green green shirt and blue jean shorts. So, um, keep a lookout?

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