Honest Timeline: Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day After 30

Not everything gets better with age. This is especially true of drinking holidays, like St. Patrick’s Day. March 17 is often considered amateur night, and as you get older, you might feel like you don’t fit in with the young crowd that can down green beer after green beer. If you happened to get suckered into attending a St. Paddy’s Day parade, pub crawl, or party, you need to be prepared. (Spontaneity is not a thing in your 30s.) This honest timeline will give you a glimpse into what to expect during the most raucous booze fest of the year.

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