80s bands
Adam Clayton (far left), The Edge (second from left), Bono (second from right) and Larry Mullen, Jr. (far right) form the rock band U2. (Photo by © Aaron Rapoport/CORBIS OUTLINE/Corbis via Getty Images)

Ranked! ’80s Bands That Double As Perfect Next Covid Variant Name

We’re now two years into a pandemic that forced us all to be stuck with our families and endure very bad Zoom jokes. Even though we have readily available vaccinations and the brunt of Covid-19 infections has gone down — and we’re mostly back to our crappy way of life — Covid variants are still a major concern. And since many of them seem to have a variety of names that sound very similar to ’80s bands, we thought it would be good to find ‘80s bands that would make the perfect next covid variant name.

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