Dissecting ‘The 12 Days of Christmas’: What It Would Be Like to Literally Get All These Terrible Gifts

We all know the classic holiday tune “The 12 Days of Christmas.” It’s repetitive, kind of annoying, and seems to last for hours. The only thing we could imagine being worse than the song itself would be to actually receive the onslaught of gifts from the ditty.

We decided to go through the terrible gifts that someone’s supposed “true love” gifted them, while explaining just how awful and rude they really are. Check them all out below and give your loved ones gift cards this year instead or any swans, pipers, or milking maids.

Photo: Drazen Lovric (Getty Images)

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