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Just so we’re clear, Shaun White shouldn’t compete in the “running down the hallway and pulling fire alarms” portion of the X-Games. TMZ reports:
Sources tell TMZ … White was in a Nashville hotel when he allegedly trashed his room in a stupor. When he was confronted by hotel staff, Shaun allegedly pulled several fire alarms and then ran fast … so fast he fell and split his head open. Law enforcement tells us Shaun was arrested for public intoxication and vandalism, but was taken to a hospital for treatment first. Once he’s treated he’ll be taken to jail.
Shaun White is a ginger, so it was only a matter of time before he was revealed to be a soulless menace hellbent on destruction and chaos. I’m surprised they didn’t find children drowned in the bathtub or a box of ACME explosives. Or whatever. Look, it’s early, man.
