Jessica Alba Forgives Playboy

Jessica Alba has ended her threats of legal action against Playboy after Hugh Hefner pledged to donate “substantial sums” to Alba’s favorite charities – Keep A Child Alive and Until There’s A Cure. In a statement issued yesterday Jessica said:

I appreciate Mr. Hefner’s acknowledgment of the distress caused by Playboy’s actions, and I’m happy to put this unfortunate event behind me. This was never about money, it was about setting the record straight about something that was done without my knowledge or consent.”

I haven’t read the news today, but does Jessica Alba’s ass cure cancer? Because I’ve seen better bodies on Girls Gone Wild. Sure she’s hot, but this is Playboy. A place where she might be considered “cute” at best. I can’t believe the audacity of some women. You mean I can only see you half naked on your terms? On second thought, I really hope that guy was telling me the truth in the bath house last week when he was pretending to take my picture. Digital cameras can run out of film, right?

Alba helping a friend move a few days ago: