Britney Spears is Hot

Good grief, woman. I hope for your sake you’re pregnant. If not, life must be hell for you in the produce aisle at the grocery store when all those ladies touch your belly and ask when you’re due. It can’t suck half as bad as Kirstie Alley calling your phone every day asking if you’ve called Jenny, yet. Britney, you can eat fettucini. FETTUCINI!!

Meanwhile, back at the hotel …

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