I haven’t worn a flowing ball gown on a windy beach as many times as you might think, so I can’t say with certainty how hard it is to keep them in place. But if I did, I think my tits falling out would be a problem I could anticipate. And prevent. If I wanted to. So maybe Mischa didn’t want too. She would probably be considered really hot as just another sorority girl at a college somewhere, but she’s on the OC with girls like Olivia Wilde, and that has to be pretty humbling. It’s like how being Aqua-Man would be pretty cool. Unless you’re hanging out with Superman. And then you just kind of feel like a dork in his underwear.
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