The Dildo Hoverboard Makes Your Commute To Work Pleasurable

If you quickly realized that the Dildo Drone wasn’t for you, and that the Dildo Selfie Stick wasn’t exactly up your alley, perhaps the Dildo Hoverboard will be a match made in heaven for you.

The Dildo Hoverboard Makes Your Commute To Work Pleasurable

The Dildo Hoverboard Makes Your Commute To Work Pleasurable
That’s right. The Dildo Hoverboard takes your typical, mundane commute to work and makes it a lot more interesting by adding one thing: a dildo. Now you can get around your city in the best way possible. Let’s give it up for multitasking, folks.

Take a look at the Dildo Hoverboard below thanks to Dildo Everything:

 

And we’ll always have this: A Guy Is Replacing Guns With Dildos In A Bunch Of Pictures Of Republicans