Leopard Wanders Into School, Attacks Man On Video

February 8, 2016

There aren’t many things more terrifying than sitting in a desk next to the fourth-hottest girl in class and staring down an AP Calculus exam just minutes after devouring two Beefy 5-Layer Burritos from Taco Bell.

But we’re pretty sure a wild leopard wandering into the school and mauling every human in sight is one of those things.

According to Mirror, that’s exactly what happened Sunday at Vibgyor School in Bangalore, India. Luckily for us, the cameras were rolling:

Leopard Wanders Into School, Attacks Man On Video

Even more disturbing than a giant wild cat taking a chunk out of your arm at an award-winning international academic institution? You guessed it: The fact that it took…wait for it…10 hours to tranquilize the damn thing.

Forest officials were finally able to corner the leopard and sedate it at 8:15 p.m. and eventually released it back into the wild.

Maybe it’s just us, but classes on Sunday? Releasing an insane wild leopard back into the wild where it can regroup and eventually come back to finish the job? It sounds like if you’re a kid enrolled at this school, odds are your parents hate you.

Now here’s a cat that we can get behind: Badass Cat Saves Boy From Vicious Dog Attack

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