I guess sometimes you just have to go to Target.
Shoutout to Sisqó.
Holy heel.
Freak accident.
There's living dangerously and then there's whatever the hell this is.
He's got legs; he knows how to use them.
Who does he think he is, the King of Pop?
Holy tits of Toledo, Batman!
Two decades of just him and his thoughts.
Yep, not meant to be parents at all.