If someone's in the bathroom stall next to you, cool it with the grunting and groaning.
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The Atlantic has found the speech President Nixon would have made in 1969 if the Apollo 11 Moon landing had failed and Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin had perished. The author of this speech was the late New York Times' columnist Bill Safire. ...