If you have any Republican relatives, we hope you’re giving them a lump of coal this Christmas. But what better way to package your disappointment in them than with wrapping paper that epitomizes the shitshow of a political party itself? We’re talking, of course, about the recently revealed Donald Trump wrapping paper, complete with his ugly mug plastered on it.
The wrapping paper will set you back a whopping $35 contribution to a PAC supporting the one-term former president and all-around evil man.
“President Trump asked us to personally reach out to you because he wants to make sure you get our NEW Trump Gift Wrapping Paper in time for Christmas,” a fundraising message emailed to supporters read. “We haven’t released this to the general public yet, so for today ONLY you can get our iconic Trump Gift Wrapping Paper before ANYONE ELSE.” (The excessive use of all caps really lends the plea legitimacy.)
If you really want to splurge on your racist Uncle Stu, you could up your donation to $75, for which you’ll receive a holiday ornament shaped like a red baseball cap that reads “TRUMP SAVE AMERICA.” (Because apparently four years in power wasn’t enough to do that.)
A fool and his money
Trump's PAC offers 'iconic' Christmas wrapping paper bearing his likeness for $35+ donations https://t.co/S2tN8LUXPK via @1010WINS
— Adam Kinzinger #fella (@AdamKinzinger) November 2, 2021
This is just all too easy to mock, but let us throw a couple of funny Twitter comments in the mix for your amusement.
He would sell more if it was toilet paper.
— Marc Phelt (@PheltMarc) November 2, 2021
That’s a sure fire way to get the dog to pee on your Christmas tree.
— George Robbins (@grobbnz) November 2, 2021
Happy holiday shopping, Mandatory readers. And remember: there’s always the gift that keeps on giving — an ongoing political argument over the Christmas dinner table.
Cover Photo: Trump Save America
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