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Paris Hilton Rocks Toilet Paper Wedding Dress at Backyard Bridal Brunch, Talk About a Crap Party

Paris Hilton is preparing to walk down the aisle, but let’s hope this isn’t the wedding gown she plans on wearing. At a recent bridal brunch, the 40-year-old hotel heiress donned a toilet paper dress featuring shoulder pads and a braided headband.

The ‘80s-inspired frock was constructed by a group of friends during the backyard soiree at her Los Angeles home. Her pals only had five minutes to complete the look. Paris’ only request? “Don’t give me a brutal veil.”

Photo: Instagram

The dress was just the tip of the iceberg on this crap-tastic party. It adhered to an Alice in Wonderland theme (just like her recent bridal shower) and included cookies and sparkling water cans featuring portraits of Paris and her fiancé Carter Reum. (Excuse us while we throw up in our mouths a little.)

Photos: @parishilton (Instagram)

After the wedding, the couple plans to go straight into baby-making mode. In fact, they’ve already started the process of IVF, with Paris stating that she wants boy-and-girl twins. (As if you could order offspring like a pair of designer shoes.)

Sigh. We have to say we’re glad we don’t know Paris and aren’t expected to attend any of these narcissistic occasions celebrating her life choices. There isn’t enough toilet paper in the world to put up with that bullshit.

Cover Photo: Instagram



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