Vladimir Putin
TOPSHOT - Russian President Vladimir Putin sunbathes during his vacation in the remote Tuva region in southern Siberia. The picture taken between August 1 and 3, 2017. (Photo by Alexey NIKOLSKY / SPUTNIK / AFP) (Photo by ALEXEY NIKOLSKY/SPUTNIK/AFP via Getty Images)

The Mandatory Vladimir Putin Good Leader Guide to Being Someone Everyone Can Respect

Vladimir Putin is one of the biggest baddies on the planet. The Russian dictator has been in power longer than any other leader in the country’s history since Joseph Stalin. His latest misdeed is a doozy — invading Ukraine. Why did he do it? Who the hell knows. Dude had a bad day and decided that playing with his war toys would make him feel better?

The better question is: how does he get away with this shit? Well, we took a deep dive into his modus operandi and came up with this super-duper helpful guide to being a good leader that everyone respects. Good luck out there, all you aspiring conquerors.

Cover Photo: ALEXEY NIKOLSKY / Contributor (Getty Images)