Florida Woman Shoots Naked Intruder Covered In His Own Poop

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Is there anybody in Florida who can just go to their job, come home for dinner with their significant other and then fall asleep on the couch while watching “2 Broke Girls,” or is that asking too much?

According to Action News Jax, a 54-year-old Ocala woman was forced to shoot a 27-year-old naked man covered in his own shit Sunday night after he broke into her house and chased her upstairs.

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Police said Victor Alex Etherington first pounded on the woman’s windows and demanded that she let him in. She respectfully declined and asked him to leave. Etherington then kicked in the door and chased the woman upstairs, where she armed herself with a .22 caliber handgun, locked herself in the bedroom closet and called 911.

That’s when things got super shitty. Literally.

Etherington allegedly forced his way into the bedroom and removed his shorts, which we assume was because they were full of his own crap. Now buck naked and covered in his own filth, he made his way for the closet, but when he opened the door, the woman fired a single shot that struck him in the abdomen.

When police finally arrived on the scene, they found a naked Etherington hiding behind the bedroom door. Police determined he was drunk and that he used to live at the residence. He was rushed to a local hospital’s intensive care unit, where they were able to nurse him back to stable condition, which is just terrific. I mean, hopefully they can get this guy up and running real soon so he can become a pilot or scoutmaster or something.

Dudes get naked and break into homes on the West Coast, too: Naked Oregon Man Walks Into Woman’s Home, Says ‘Hi, Honey’ And Then Falls Off Cliff