Chloe Grace Moretz Is Gonna Speak At The Democratic National Convention


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Not gonna lie, the DNC is gonna have a tough time topping the the RNC. The sheer star power of Scott Baio, the dude from Duck Dynasty who hates gays and loves 14-year old girls, that one lady from the one soap opera, Antonio Sabato, Jr., Trump’s mail order bride, billionaires who say the economy is broken, and that one dude who said white people are better at everything, might be too much for the Democrats to overcome. Luckily, the DNC will have people you don’t have to Google, so that’s a plus! One of those people is Chloe Grace Moretz

Chloe Grace Moretz, Lena Dunham, America Ferrera, Debra Messing and Star Jones are among the Hollywood stars who will take the stage to support Hillary Clinton…NBA stars Jason and Jarron Collins and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar will speak at the convention as well. Katy Perry, Eva Longoria, Alicia Keys, and Demi Lovato are all set to make appearances…

The lack of  straight white men in this list makes me think Hillary Clinton doesn’t love America and hates freedom and what’s to be PC by inviting a bunch of people who aren’t straight white men. Typical leftist logic! Am I doing this right? Anyway, Chloe Grace Moretz is talking, so hopefully she’ll let us know how to get our heads out of a hole and look around to realize what’s ACTUALLY happening in the REAL world. Looking forward to it. Also looking forward to her ass.