Bill Cosby Paid Off Teenage Girls
In his now settled Andrea Constand civil lawsuit, Bill Cosby revealed that when he was still filming sitcoms, he would get sent “‘five or six’ models every week, right to the studio”. Sadly, his pickup line didn’t immediately tip them off to the fact that he thought he was better than them.
He said under oath, his M.O. was to give young actresses a “very, very good meal.”
Again, I say “sadly”, because then this happened.
Cosby was asked about Constand, and whether he had sexual relations with her when she was 17…. The lawyer went on … “That you told her to sit next to you on the couch and that you put your arm around her and began massaging her shoulder and arms suggestively. Did that occur?” His response: “I need clarification on time.” The attorney persisted … “She’s 17 and I believe throughout the time she knows you she becomes 18 or 19. On a later occasion you had her masturbate you with lotion. Did that ever happen? Answer: “Yes.”
This was also gross.
He also admitted having sexual relations with Therese Serignese, who was 19 in 1976. He says he gave her money through her agent at the William Morris Agency so she wouldn’t spill the beans to his wife.
I wish we could all pretend that arresting Cosby would drastically reduce “the young, broke LA model has a meeting with a wealthy and famous sexual predator” statistics, but sadly (#3), it won’t. At worst, it’ll just make those doing it more careful. At best, only two more days until Friday. Pretty stoked. In the meantime, let’s give Cosby credit for being able to accomplish all this without stepping foot in a public women’s bathroom. Seems like you’d have to be worshipped and have good lawyers to make you wanna try stuff like this. Bill Cosby did TV God, but you could also do Football God or Church God or Woody Allen God. There’s lots of other gods, but it’s up to you to find the one that appeals to you and your lifestyle.
Here’s Kourtney Kardashian in Vegas why not: