Anything to get a day off.
WTF (Page 5)
Quite the plan B.
That's four cents right down the drain every time.
Oh, hell no.
Tide-Pods seem a tad safer than this.
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try."
Red Bull gives you mice!
A real-life Clifford. Nope, it's just a bear.
Your pills, bro. Your pills.
Butt, you can still keep it classy.
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Perv out.
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She had the time of her life.
Back before there were memes, there were those things called jokes.