Could these two just bury the hatchet already?
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Take me out at the ballgame.
When the shit hits the fan, use a dirty diaper.
Barrettes -- they're not just for hairdos anymore!
Take me out of the ball game.
Take me out to the ballgame but don't, like, take me out, man.
Revenge is a dish best served ice cold.
You should have run for the border, dude.
You've gotta fight...for your right...to...shop for clothes?!
Throw some money at the problem, gentlemen.
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