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Ah, the holidays are here, and they are all about eggnog, Christmas movies, gifts and of course, elf porn. Wait what? Yep, that’s right, thanks to the holidays people are really rushing to get their fill of elf porn and other holiday-related porn. Now that’s hard-hitting news.
So if you’ve already colored in all of that Pornhub coloring book, you may want to sit back and enjoy some of Pornhub’s festive porn. You know, just to get in the holiday spirit. The popular porn website has once again issued a release showing the most popular search trends that users have been into recently. And no surprise, all of them are holiday related, because if there is one way to release your holiday stress, it’s through good old porn.
Let’s first take a look at some of those top searches.
Now of course ‘Santa’ tops the list as you can see, but then you have other searches like ‘elf porn’ which increased by 464%, ‘Mrs Claus’ which shot up 735%, and even everyone’s favorite ‘Christmas gangbang.’ Now that right there is the best type of gangbang, right? Everyone gets gifts at the end.
And here are some more facts based off this information: Men searched 34% more times than women, but women searched ‘Santa’ more by 121%. So gals really do dig a guy with a beard.
So watch that porn, folks, at least in the spirit of Christmas.
Happy holidays!
h/t Metro
