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As a father of five, it’s safe to say that Fan Lung’s penis was pretty damn healthy.
Not anymore.
According to UPI, Lung’s wife Feng recently cut off his boomstick after she found messages he had sent to his 21-year-old mistress.
Fan apparently used his wife’s phone to send emails to his new f-buddy, and after the Mrs. found them, she cut off his ankle spanker while he was sleeping. He was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to the sew the little guy back on.
But not for long.
Fan was still in the hospital when his wife showed up to snip his dragon one more time. Fan was none too pleased about it, and a commotion ensued. When doctors and nurses entered the room, they found a bloodied Fan hitting his wife, so they separated the couple. Shortly thereafter, it was discovered that Feng had once again chopped off her husband’s pork sword, and she was arrested.
Sadly for Fan, officials were unable to find his tinker the second time around. And probably at about the time that Fan thought, “Hey, at least it can’t get any worse than this,” they were forced to tell him it was probably “eaten by a stray dog or cat.”
