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RANKED! A Top Toys List For the Naughty Kids on Santa’s List

Kids are cute. Unless they’re awful human beings. Those ones suck. But you probably have at least one of the naughty variety on your holiday shopping list and you’re going to have to buy a plastic piece of crap for them. Well, just in the nick of time, Boston-based World Against Toys Causing Harm (W.A.T.C.H.) Inc. has released its annual “10 Worst Toys of the Year” list.

“Although intended for fun and entertainment, many toys contain hidden hazards unnecessarily putting children at risk of injury or death,” a statement accompanying the list read. “Shockingly, classic toy dangers, such as small parts, strings, projectiles, toxic substances, rigid materials, and inaccurate warnings and labels, continue to reappear in new generations of toys putting children at risk,”

The 10 toys span the gamut, from seemingly cuddly creatures for 1-year-olds to seriously questionable weapons for older kids. One of them is bound to be the perfect gift for that rugrat that annoys the hell out of you. These are the top toys for bad little boys and girls, ranked!

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