You deserve all the Christmas cookies you can stomach.
St. Nick
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Way to monetize your worst mistake, Martha.
Get a room -- without WiFi.
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They call it “the most wonderful time of the year,” but give us a fucking break.
Let’s face it: exchanging Christmas presents kind of sucks.
Santa can’t blame supply chain issues, and neither can you.
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Perv out.
Bending your gender brain to infinity.
