Honest Timeline: Reluctantly Going to a Halloween Costume Party When You Hate Dressing Up

Even though you’re diametrically opposed to the idea of dressing up, it’s Halloween. This means, regardless of the fact that you hate costumes, you’re bullied into dressing up anyway, because the only thing worse than people who complain about dressing up are people who simply won’t. So you brave the real nightmare of finding a costume and then wear it in public like you’re some sort of dickhead. We’ve created an honest timeline to break down the hilarious trauma of being the person on Halloween who hates dressing up.

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