Honest Timeline: A Regular Wednesday Becomes National Tequila Day

It’s National Tequila Day! Doesn’t matter if you weren’t aware, you’ll take any excuse to punish your liver, right? Even though it lands on a Wednesday this year, you’ll probably find that responsibility is overrated every day of the week, which is why we’ve created an honest timeline to show you how this day of mismanaged Mexican-themed drinks will probably go, whether you plan on participating or not. Just remember that limes at the bar have probably been places you could never dream of. Happy holidays (drink semi-responsibly).

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Well, whats your story when it comes to the mystical powers of tequila? Do things end in chaos or are you beyond dissolving into madness when it comes to this spirit?