10 Wild Guesses At What The New “P” in IHOP Stands For

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Remember when IHOP tried to complicate breakfast by changing their name to IHOB and becoming a burger spot? Of course, you don’t because the idea failed so miserably that everyone erased it from their memory in the first elective exercising of the Mandela Effect.

Well, your favorite pancake house (that sounds like it could be a Chinese takeaway counter) is at it again, only this time they’re keeping the letter “P.” IHOP teased a new name change on their social media, spawning the biggest collective eye-roll the internet has ever seen, by calling their new burgers “pancakes.” Not sure why IHOP has lost its mind, but we’ve come up with a few ideas to help their marketing department next time they decide to reinvent the (pancake-shaped) wheel. Lawsuit pending.

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