We all love it: the sex. But are we all good at it? Heavens to Betsy, no! In the grand pursuit of mastering the common sex positions, we’re going to go over your head and throw out 8 near-impossible sex positions we challenge you to master (or even just try).
While we know lying in the missionary position and letting your lady do all the work sounds blissful, maybe it’s time you threw her a curveball and churned her butter with a different kind of bread. You know, we’re not sure what that means, but The Butter Churner is definitely a position, and it’s definitely herein with all the other difficult sex positions that may leave you lady breathless. There’s also the chance it may leave her in back pain and you with a broken peen.
As with any exercise, be it coffee before workouts or what have you, remember to exhibit caution, care, drink plenty of water before, during and after and, of course, get consent from both parties before trying the Tug of War position (or any position for that matter). Safe sex and amateur attempts are the name of the game today, kids. Play safe.
8 Near-Impossible Sex Positions We Challenge You To Master Or Even Just Try
Matt Branham is the Editor-in-Chief at Mandatory. A Los Angeles-based author, originally from Illinois. A man of metaphors, challenging the norm and going against everything you believe, one of Mandatory's original writers. Whether music or movies, TV or taboo, he's always writing, mostly in alliterations. His latest book "Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off" was released in 2016, following "Feeling Out of Shorts." Stick around for more from this big hat wearing, topsy turvy troubadour.