Dude Looking For Rare Pokémon In Park Finds Double-Ended Dildo Instead

By Tommy Gimler

And how many points is that worth? I mean, whatever it is, you’ll have to double it in this case.

According to Mirror, a 15-year-old British dude searching for the rare Grimer monster during an intense game of Pokémon Go at Hexthorpe Park in Doncaster stumbled upon pretty much the exact opposite when he found…wait for it…a double-ended dildo just lying in the grass under a tree:



Lewis Oxley said he was “stunned” but was far from shocked after running into the sex toy, which means that it might be worth grabbing a sixer the next time you’re in England and just waiting to see what happens at Hexthorpe Park when the sun goes down.

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Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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