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I still wash dishes the old fashion way, but if I had a dishwasher I’d like to think I wouldn’t put sex toys in it — especially if my mom was using that dishwasher. But apparently one mom thought her daughter was doing just that.
A Reddit user known as ‘FictionBastard’ shared a photo and a story that involves her mother mistaking a cup that had melted in the dishwasher for something NSFW — well, for a sex toy. Let’s first take a look at the photo below.
Here’s what the photo says:
“So my mom finds this in the dishwasher, gives it to me wrapped in a towel asking me wtf I put in the dishwasher. It was a cup. It. shrank. She went on talking about how uncomfortable she felt all day.”
OK, so sure, it looks like a dildo, but why in the hell does mom think her daughter would toss a sex toy in the dishwasher? And of course, these Reddit comments were pretty damn hilarious.
Then again some people are baffled at why the mom lost her mind upon encountering what she thought was a dildo. Not a big deal, lady.