Weird News: Naked Man Holds Up Store But Only Walks Away With Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

I guess the biggest question is, “Which gun did he use?”

According to The Smoking Gun, a naked man walked into a South Carolina convenience store last week, pointed a gun at the 51-year-old clerk and made off with just a two-pack of delicious Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

naked man robs store but only gets away with reese's peanut butter cups
The great naked candy robbery went down last Monday at a Scotchman store in Myrtle Beach when an “unknown black male” ran into the store wearing nothing but a “bandana over his face and a pair of black shoes.” The clerk told police the man pointed a gun at him while he ran toward the candy, grabbed the tasty peanut butter and chocolate combo and then hightailed it out the door.

Police were unable to locate the nude dude, and since the store’s surveillance system was “unavailable” at the time of the incident, odds are they’ll never catch him. And that’s a shame, considering the one feature the clerk probably would have been able to identify him by would have made for one unforgettable and potentially embarrassing police lineup.

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