Canadian Man Gets Just 18 Months In Jail After Ejaculating Into Coworker’s Coffee ‘For Years’
Anybody else think this French vanilla tastes a little off?
According to the Toronto Star, a 41-year-old man who admitted to ejaculating into a female coworker’s coffee cup and on her desk as well as rubbing his penis on her phone “for years” — and recorded himself doing so — will be free to walk the streets in 2017 after an Ontario judge sentenced him to just 18 months behind bars.
Douglas Whaley pleaded guilty to mischief to property as well as four counts of voyeurism and one count of illegally entering a dwelling to commit an offense for breaking into houses and videotaping unsuspecting victims in the shower. He also “sneaked into a home and videotaped himself ‘masturbating and ejaculating’ into the victim’s underwear.”
Because Whaley had already served six months leading up to the sentencing, he’ll be a free man this time next year albeit a free man with a record that also includes a 2011 conviction for “taking up-skirt pictures of a 16-year-old girl” in Walmart as well as another one for snapping a photo of a woman’s ass at that same Walmart just two weeks after his probation ended in 2013.
In a related story, I feel pretty good about myself today.
We’ll also pass on the vaginal yogurt. Thanks: Wisconsin Student Makes Yogurt With Her Vagina