You would have thought after Katy Perry strayed from Jesus’ path that country music would be a natural fit for her overly simplistic and cliched lyrics . That was not the case. She became a fake lesbian and let people focus on her titties instead so they’d forget all her stuff is shit. Which is fine, I guess. Gotta make money somehow. But plot twist: she performed and did a duet thing Dolly Parton last night at the American Country Music Awards after calling Dolly Parton “her hero”. I assume Dolly Parton had no say in this.
This post is about Katy Perry and Dolly Parton, so you don’t have to take much of a leap to figure out what Katy’s opening joke was about.
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Katy Perry 2016 ACM Awards
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 04 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 04 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 51st Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals at MGM Grand Garden Arena Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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51st ACM Awards 2016 held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena inside MGM Grand Hotel & Casino Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com
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51st ACM Awards 2016 held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena inside MGM Grand Hotel & Casino Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com
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51st ACM Awards 2016 held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena inside MGM Grand Hotel & Casino Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com
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51st ACM Awards 2016 held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena inside MGM Grand Hotel & Casino Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com
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51st ACM Awards 2016 held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena inside MGM Grand Hotel & Casino Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com
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51st ACM Awards 2016 held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena inside MGM Grand Hotel & Casino Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com
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51st ACM Awards 2016 held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena inside MGM Grand Hotel & Casino Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com
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51st ACM Awards 2016 held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena inside MGM Grand Hotel & Casino Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com
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51st Academy of Country Music Awards Arrivals at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on April 3, 2016 in Las Vegas, NV Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
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51st Academy of Country Music Awards Arrivals at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on April 3, 2016 in Las Vegas, NV Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
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51st Academy of Country Music Awards Arrivals at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on April 3, 2016 in Las Vegas, NV Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
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51st Academy of Country Music Awards Arrivals at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on April 3, 2016 in Las Vegas, NV Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
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51st Academy of Country Music Awards Arrivals at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on April 3, 2016 in Las Vegas, NV Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
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51st Academy of Country Music Awards Arrivals at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on April 3, 2016 in Las Vegas, NV Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
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51st Academy of Country Music Awards Arrivals at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on April 3, 2016 in Las Vegas, NV Featuring: Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
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51st Academy of Country Music Awards Arrivals at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on April 3, 2016 in Las Vegas, NV Featuring: Jeremy Scott, Katy Perry Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 03 Apr 2016 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com