Katy Perry And Dolly Parton Did A Thing

You would have thought after Katy Perry strayed from Jesus’ path that country music would be a natural fit for her overly simplistic and cliched lyrics. That was not the case. She became a fake lesbian and let people focus on her titties instead so they’d forget all her stuff is shit. Which is fine, I guess. Gotta make money somehow. But plot twist: she performed and did a duet thing Dolly Parton last night at the American Country Music Awards after calling Dolly Parton “her hero”.  I assume Dolly Parton had no say in this.



This post is about Katy Perry and Dolly Parton,  so you don’t have to take much of a leap to figure out what Katy’s opening joke was about. 



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