Halle Berry Is Single Again
Halle Berry and Oliver Martinez (the guy who beat up her last ex) just split after two years. Anybody up to be her fourth ex-husband? Her ring finger apparently thinks it’s playing Pokemon.
“It is with a heavy heart that we have come to the decision to divorce,” the couple said in a joint statement to PEOPLE. “We move forward with love and respect for one another and the shared focus of what is best for our son. We wish each other nothing but happiness in life and we hope that you respect our and, most importantly, our children’s privacy as we go through this difficult period.”
You probably could have guessed what that blockquote was without reading it, so here’s the good part.
A source tells PEOPLE that the relationship had “run its course,” adding: “They are keeping it amicable now. She is okay.”
Ah, yes. Because if Halle Berry is known for anything, it’s remaining amicable with her exes lol jk she’s insane. She made Gabriel Aubrey‘s life literally a living hell before a judge made her bank account a living hell. I guess she has to be crazy. Wesley Snipes dated her in the 80s and punched her eardrum off, she almost killed herself when she split from her first husband David Justice, her second husband was banging 90s Halle Berry and still couldn’t keep it out of other vaginas, and I guess Gabriel Aubrey made the mistake of being the first white guy she dated. And I assume Oliver is paying for what the rest of them did. Yeah, so Halle Berry is divorced again. She also made Catwoman, which I think in theory is one of her ex-husbands as well.