Hilary Duff Wore These Pants

While I was busy with Christian hypocrisy and America’s #1 fetish yesterday, Hilary Duff walked around West Hollywood in these pants. Sorry I missed them. If you look close, her thighs and butt are usually reserved for black girls, any cocktail waitress in Miami, and white girls from the South. Hilary Duff is from Texas, so mystery solved. She’s also reportedly dating her personal trainer. So I guess if you need a Hilary Duff expert for your next trivia night. I’m your man. I’m also pretty good at 90s hip hop and art from the neo-impressionism movement.