Scarlett Johansson Says John Travolta Isn’t Creepy

John Travolta is gay, so when people freaked out over him smelling Scarlett Johansson‘s essence at the Oscars, I didn’t really pay attention to it, because John Travolta is gay. I just want to make that point clear that everyone seems to forget. John Travolta is gay. Anyway, I guess is got so bad that Johansson felt the need to release a statement.

“There is nothing strange, creepy or inappropriate about John Travolta,” Johansson told the Associated Press on Thursday, in an apparently unprompted statement in which she referred to her former co-star as a “class act”. The statement continued: “The image that is circulating is an unfortunate still-frame from a live-action encounter that was very sweet and totally welcome. That still photo does not reflect what preceded and followed if you see the moment live. Yet another way we are misguided, misinformed and sensationalised by the 24-hour news cycle. I haven’t seen John in some years and it is always a pleasure to be greeted by him.”

I really have nothing to add to this story except that dress is white and gold. It’s also ugly as hell. Let’s move on.


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